“I’m pretty sure this will have absolutely no bearing on the future success or failure of our marriage, so I have no opinion.”

— Me, to many potential suppliers

“That is many more dollars than I was expecting, and I was expecting many dollars.”

— Me, to no one in particular

“I have 8 spreadsheets, 1 big wedding notebook, 1 small wedding notebook, and a binder.”

— Me, before I created 4 more spreadsheets

“It helps keep the crazy from spilling all over Blake.”

— Me, about this journal and all the damn wedding notebooks